February Message

Gentlemen,
I write on behalf of Lord Trollaigh, who cannot contribute his normal message this month.

Hopefully some will have noted his acceptance of the order "Argentium Secondus Septimus" (ASS) or the Second Class Order of the Seventh Silversmith which has been bestowed by the Vatican.

Whilst this rare order is truly ecumenical it has been granted on the grounds of Lord Trollaigh's Episcopal upbringing, his service to Scottish Presbyterianism and more recently his embracing of  Unitarianism, which he believes is possibly to only hope of combining economic and social regeneration in the Scottish Highlands, to say nothing of the denial of the celebration of Christmas and several other festivals as national holidays.

Unfortunately all Scottish Prelates have resigned following inappropriate behaviour, so Lord Trollaigh has been summoned to Rome to help with the arrangements of the imminent Conclave.

I am pleased to report the safe arrival of the ASS in Rome following a Tweet; "In Vino VeritASS" received earlier today.

Yours in wisdom, Annabell Bumblebee, Secretary to the ASSs.